Thursday, October 12, 2017

Snart on iTunes

The first mini-series from 1986 has been put on Apple's iTunes bookstore. Just for the heck of it, I guess. They're in the inferior epub format and a lower resolution than what's on my store or available at comiXology.

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol 1 No 1
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol 1 No 2
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol 1 No 3

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Ralph Snart Likes Killing The President

Disclaimer: For the benefit of the NSA, CIA, FBI, Secret Service and Trump's private security force; Ralph Snart Adventures is a work of fiction. Ralph Snart is a fictional character. The author and creator of Ralph Snart Adventures, Marc Hansen, does NOT want to kill the President, nor has he ever planned or attempted, and is a tax-paying and law-abiding citizen of the United States of America.

Don't be too shocked about the lastest issue of RSA. After all, Ralph Snart has a history of trying to kill the President. It began back in Volume 5 when he tried to kill Socks the Cat (it having taken over for an absconding Bill Clinton). Ralph loses that fight and ends up getting his heart ripped out by Socks. Damn cat.

Then, in Volume 6, when he tried to kill President Beaver. Actually, in that case, Ralph and Doofus succeed when they give Beaver a lethal "beer cramming" and then hide his body under some sofa seat cushions. Later the whole sofa is dumped from Air Force One over Pittsburg.

Volume 7 is entirely based around Ralph going into hiding after trying to blow up another version of the President (unnamed but sure looks like Bush) with a back pack full of explosives. Ralph fails this time and ends up blowing himself up sky high. Later, the President seeks revenge by trying to send the planet into a nuclear winter.

Now the lastest, in Volume 8, as Ralph and Doofus are brain washed into trying to assassinate President Frump. Their success or failure will be revealed in issue 6. Tee-hee! All harmless fun! And FICTIONAL. Don't forget to mention it's fictional.

Friday, October 6, 2017

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Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 8, #5

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 8, #5

Story & Art by: Marc Hansen
Price: $1.99

I Pledge Allegiance To An Ass
Ralph and Doofus have been unwittingly turned into beer-induced assassins. Their target? The insane President Frump! To gain access, however, they must pass the Frumpster's dreaded and disgusting Loyalty Test. Sad!

Buy This Sucker!

Friday, September 29, 2017

Experiments


"Leftovers" beer (1-gallon) on the left and my attempt at hard cider (1/2-gallon) on the right. The beer has no base malt, just some biscuit, flaked corn, DME, corn and cane sugar. Also has all of what little I got from my hops harvest this year. The cider has 9-lbs of Honeycrisp (what was I thinking), Golden Delicious and Granny Smith apples ground up in my grandmother's old meat grinder, plus 1/2-cup cane sugar. I split an old packet of Nottingham ale yeast for both, which was apparently still good since both are fermenting like dogs, and especially since I gave them the whole shebang (good for 5-gallons). Will bottle both in three weeks.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Big Rapids Breweries

Pioneer breweries in my hometown...

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Ralph Snart Vol 8 #5 Coming Soon

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 8, #5

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 8, #5

Story & Art by: Marc Hansen
Price: $1.99

I Pledge Allegiance To An Ass
Ralph and Doofus have been unwittingly turned into beer-induced assassins. Their target? The insane President Frump! To gain access, however, they must pass the Frumpster's dreaded and disgusting Loyalty Test. Sad!

Coming Soon!

Monday, August 14, 2017

Marc Hansen Comics on ComiXology [updated]

comiXology
Here's all of the comics and graphic novels available at comiXolgy by Marc Hansen.
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 1, No. 1$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 1, No. 2$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 1, No. 3$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 1$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 2$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 3$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 4$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 5$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 6$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 7$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 8$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 9$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 10$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 11$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 12$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 13$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 16$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 17$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 18$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 19$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 20$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 21$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 22$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 23$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, No. 24$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 4, No. 1$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 4, No. 2$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 4, No. 3$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 5, No. 1$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 5, No. 2$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 5, No. 3$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 5, No. 4$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 5, No. 5$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 5, No. 6$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 5, No. 7$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 1$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 2$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 3$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 4$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 5$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 6$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 7$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 6, No. 8$0.99
Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 7, No. 1$2.99
(RSA Volume 8 is only available here.
Weird Melvin No. 1$0.99
Weird Melvin No. 2$0.99
Weird Melvin No. 3$0.99
Weird Melvin No. 4$0.99
Weird Melvin No. 5$0.99
Weird Melvin No. 6$0.99
Weird Melvin Comic Strip Collection$2.99
Doctor Gorpon No. 1$0.99
Doctor Gorpon No. 2$0.99
Doctor Gorpon No. 3$0.99
Rodge Snarf is only available here.
Updated: RSA Volume 3 issues 14 and 15 should be done in March, 2018. FYI, RSA Volume 3, numbers 1-9 were a reprint of Volume 2, so Volume 2 will not be included (hopefully, that made sense). Any issue of RSA that was done by the NOW Comics staff will not be included (hey, who wants to see that crap).

Monday, July 24, 2017

Ralph Snart Vol 8 #4 Now On Sale

Wow. Last issue of RSA was eight years ago -- too long. Will try to reduce the time between issues. However, I still need to finish digitizing issues 14 and 15 of Volume 3, but not before taking the rest of the Summer off! I've got another project to finish also. Sigh.

The latest beer was a success -- finally able to make a decent cream ale. The secret is in the sauce!

If you're not ordering because you're waiting for me to publish this in print, don't bother, it ain't gonna happen. If you're wondering why Ralph's Fairy God Lizard wants to kill him, you'll need to read the previous issues (duh).

Also, all of the books for RSA Volume 8 will NOT be available on comiXology.

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 8, #4

NEW! Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 8, #4

Story & Art by: Marc Hansen
Price: $1.99

My Fantasy Otherworld
Ralph returns once more to his fantasy otherworld, and with Mister Lizard's help, gets busted by cops gone rogue.

Buy now!

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Inking RSA Vol 8 #4

Should release in next ten days...

Ralph Snart Vol 3 #9 Now On Sale At Comixology

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, #9

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, #9

Story & Art by: Marc Hansen
Price: $0.99

Dead Liberties
Ralph's self-appointed Purification Advisor tries to cure his wicked ways and make Ralph worthy of the mighty Red Cabbage. In reality, Ralph escapes the asylum and is out to kill.

Buy now on comiXology!
Buy now on Marc Hansen Stuff!

Ralph Snart Vol 3 #8 Now On Sale At Comixology

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, #8

Ralph Snart Adventures Vol. 3, #8

Story & Art by: Marc Hansen
Price: $0.99

Mortimor Gerg
In his dreamworld, Ralph will either get a raise or be killed by a murderous thing of evil called Mortimor Gerg. In reality, Ralph is about to break out of Rubber Room Row.

Buy now on comiXology!
Buy now on Marc Hansen Stuff!