Saturday, February 21, 2009

Socks is Dead

DETROIT - Fabled Ralph Snart character, Socks the cat has died at the ripe age of 18. Socks, once a pet to President Bill Clinton and his family, had cancer, and was widely known for his brief appearance in volume five of the comic book series Ralph Snart Adventures.

The Clinton Foundation office released the following statement regarding the sad news:

"Socks was a good cat, but he never was quite the same after his comic book stint in 1993. The last 16 years he spent in a delusional state, but fortunately, Socks was happy."

Services will be held on Monday, and in lieu of flowers, donations are asked to be sent to the Feline Cancer Society or the Socks Presidential Cat Library.


Blogger FJ said...

All hail Socks. I always wondered what would happen w/ that storyline...guess it was, indeed, "To Be Continued".

2/22/2009 9:09 PM  

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